Wolf Pangloss's Fish Taco Stand

"But, reverend father," said Candide, "there is horrible evil in this world."

"What signifies it," said the Dervish, "whether there be evil or good? When his highness sends a ship to Egypt, does he trouble his head whether the mice on board are at their ease or not?"

"What, then, must we do?" said Pangloss.

"Hold your tongue," answered the Dervish.

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31 January 2008

Five Letters from Bin Laden

Found, in Pakistan, five letters from Bin Laden. That's basically what the article says, with a few unimportant details thrown in.

Update: It would be poetic if the five letters were E-I-E-I-O

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had a gun
E-I-E-I-O
With a pop pop here and a pop pop there here a pop there a pop everywhere a pop pop

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had a bomb
E-I-E-I-O
With a bang bang here and a bang bang there here a bang there a bang everywhere a bang bang

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had four wives
E-I-E-I-O
With a nag nag here and a nag nag there here a nag there a nag everywhere a nag nag

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had despair
E-I-E-I-O
With a lost cause here and a lost cause there here a moan there a moan everywhere a long groan

Old bin Laden had a cave
boo-hoo-freaking-hoo

perhaps he’ll die.

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